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Purani Car - by Message (the band) - Lyrics
Purani Car
Oye Gaadi Say Utro
Yeh Lo Bhai
Yeh Lo Rakho
Aur Gaadi Sahi Karao
Purani Meri Car Hai
Chalaana Dushwaar Hai
Is Main Bethna To Duur Ki Baat
Isay Dekhna Bekaar Hai
Bus Tariq Road Tak Lay Chal
Meray Dil Mein Machi Hai Hulchal
Kar Rahi Ho Gi Intezaar
Jo Mera Pehla Pyar Hai
Purani Meri Car Hai
Purana Model Lagta Hai
Har Koi Is Ko Takta Hai
Thodi Duur Ghar Jaana Ho
So Rupay Ka Petrol Phugta Hai
Purana Model Lagta Hai
Har Koi Is Ko Takta Hai
Thodi Duur Ghar Jaana Ho
So Rupay Ka Petrol Phugta Hai
Manzil Meri Duur Hai
Jaana Bhi Zaroor Hai
Gaadi Ka Hai Saara Fault
Mera Kya Qasoor Hai
Manzil Meri Duur Hai
Jaana Bhi Zaroor Hai
Gaadi Ka Hai Saara Fault
Mera Kya Qasoor Hai
Is Say Mehnga To Guitar Hai
Tooti Hui Jis Ki Taar Hai
Is Main Bethna To Duur Ki Baat
Isay Dekhna Bekaar Hai
Purani Meri Car Hai
Chalaana Dushwaar Hai
Is Main Bethna To Duur Ki Baat
Isay Dekhna Bekaar Hai
Purani Meri Car Hai
Bus Bus Yahan Rok Do
Rukti Nahin To Thok Do
Mujhay Meri Manzil Mil Gai
Is Ko Choolay Main Jhonk Do
Bus Bus Yahan Rok Do
Rukti Nahin To Thok Do
Mujhay Meri Manzil Mil Gai
Is Ko Choolay Main Jhonk Do
Dekho Dekho Aagay Poll Hai
Gaadi Out Of Control Hai
Jaldi Say Kood Jaao Tum
Bannay Waala Tumhara Roll Hai
Dekho Dekho Aagay Poll Hai
Gaadi Out Of Control Hai
Jaldi Say Kood Jaao Tum
Bannay Waala Tumhara Roll Hai
Tu Bada Hoshyar Hai
Baj Gai Meri Jhankar Hai
Is Main Bethna To Duur Ki Baat
Isay Dekhna Bekaar Hai
Purani Meri Car Hai
Chalaana Dushwaar Hai
Is Main Bethna To Duur Ki Baat
Isay Dekhna Bekaar Hai
Bus Tariq Road Tak Lay Chal
Meray Dil Mein Machi Hai Hulchal
Kar Rahi Ho Gi Intezaar
Jo Mera Pehla Pyar Hai
Purani Meri Car Hai
Chalaana Dushwaar Hai
Is Main Bethna To Duur Ki Baat
Isay Dekhna Bekaar Hai
Purani Meri Car Hai
Chalaana Dushwaar Hai
Is Main Bethna To Duur Ki Baat.
Artist: Message
Pakistan Joke Squad - Chataan
Hey guys,
here is world cup squad of Pakistan. Most of the players (2 bonus players) are in the picture below!
CLICK THE PICTURE TO ENLARGE!!!
here is world cup squad of Pakistan. Most of the players (2 bonus players) are in the picture below!
Just for Laughs!
CLICK THE PICTURE TO ENLARGE!!!
CLICK THE PICTURE TO ENLARGE!!!Does God Exist? Fate? Satan and Fire?
There was a young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time. When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions. Finally, his parents were able to find a Muslim scholar.
Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: I am one of Allah (SubHana Wa Ta`ala )'s slaves and Insha-Allah (God willing), I will be able to answer your questions.
Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able to answer my questions.
Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of Allah(SubHana Wa Ta`ala).
Young Man: I have 3 questions:
1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape.
2. What is thaqdir (fate)?
3. If shaitan (Devil) was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown to hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at all, since Shaitan (Devil) and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of it this far?
Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard.
Young Man (feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?
Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions.
Young Man: I really don't understand.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?
Young Man: Yes.
Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!
Young Man: I cannot.
Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence without being able to see His shape... Last night, did you dream that you will be slapped by me?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: That is takdir (fate) my second answer........ My hand that I used to slap you, what is it created from?
Young Man: It is created from flesh.
Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?
Young Man: Flesh.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: In pain.
Scholar: Thats it. this is my third answer, Even though Shaitan (Devil) and also the hell were created from the fire, if Allah wants, insha-Allah (God willing), the hell will become a very painful place for Shaitan
The scholar was Imam-e-Azam Abu Hanifa (Rahmatulla Alai) and the man, was a famous jews scholar of that time and after this incidence he became Muslim and accepted the right path, this shows logical proofs also the way to spread.
Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: I am one of Allah (SubHana Wa Ta`ala )'s slaves and Insha-Allah (God willing), I will be able to answer your questions.
Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able to answer my questions.
Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of Allah(SubHana Wa Ta`ala).
Young Man: I have 3 questions:
1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape.
2. What is thaqdir (fate)?
3. If shaitan (Devil) was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown to hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at all, since Shaitan (Devil) and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of it this far?
Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard.
Young Man (feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?
Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions.
Young Man: I really don't understand.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?
Young Man: Yes.
Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!
Young Man: I cannot.
Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence without being able to see His shape... Last night, did you dream that you will be slapped by me?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: That is takdir (fate) my second answer........ My hand that I used to slap you, what is it created from?
Young Man: It is created from flesh.
Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?
Young Man: Flesh.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: In pain.
Scholar: Thats it. this is my third answer, Even though Shaitan (Devil) and also the hell were created from the fire, if Allah wants, insha-Allah (God willing), the hell will become a very painful place for Shaitan
The scholar was Imam-e-Azam Abu Hanifa (Rahmatulla Alai) and the man, was a famous jews scholar of that time and after this incidence he became Muslim and accepted the right path, this shows logical proofs also the way to spread.
Joke Of The Day: Mother in Law
A woman had 3 girls. One day she decides to test her sons-in-law. She invites the first one for a stroll by the lakeshore, purposely falls in and pretends to be drowning. Without any hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in and saves her.The next morning, he finds a brand new Toyota car in his driveway with this message on the windshield…
“Thank you!
Your mother-in-law who loves you!
A few days later, the lady does the same thing with the second son-in-law. He jumps in the water and saves her also. She offers him a new Honda car with the same message on the windshield…
Thank you!
Your mother-in-law who loves you!
A few days later, she does the same thing again with the third son-in-law. While she is drowning, the son-in-law looks at her without moving an inch and thinks:
”Finaly! It’s about time that this old witch dies!
The next morning, he receives a brand new Ferrari car with this message…
THANK YOU!
Your father-in-law.
Joke Of The Day: Flight 000
A British Airways flight was going to Pakistan in Islamabad from London. When it gets close to Karachi it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the Air Tower at Islamabad airport and asks for help:"Hello Islamabad, this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?"
"Flight 000, this is Tower flight Control of Islamabad , go ahead"
"Islamabad, this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"This is Islamabad, what kind of problem?"
"This is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"
"This is Islamabad; I reed you, please check some things for me, ok?"
"This is flight 000, go ahead"
"This is Islamabad; can you get emergency power to your engines?"
"This is flight 000, negative, no power is available"
"This is Islamabad; can you please bring your altitude to 20,000 feet?"
"This is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"This is Islamabad: can you please see if you can lower your wheels?"
"This is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"
"This is Islamabad: would you please repeat these words after me"
"This is flight 000, go ahead"
"This is Islamabad: repeat these words please:
"Inna Lillah I Wa Inna Ila'hi Rajioon"
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